Come on, Beacon, we already have a Brooklyn

And reality has jumped the shark at last:

Rees, 39, began Artisan Pencil Sharpening [seriously], based in Beacon, N.Y., in the summer of 2010. For $15, he will use a variety of instruments to sharpen a pencil, usually General Pencil Company’s Semi-Hex #2 pencils, unless the buyer supplies one. He sharpens the pencils for the specific needs of everyone from journalists to cartoonists to contractors.

Goddamnit Beacon.